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Pimp my Balls.

Journal Entry: Sun Aug 3, 2008, 2:30 AM
  • Mood: Hurt
Ramblings of a madman.



`Pelicanh(Michael Helms) doesn't often get drunk, but sometimes we keep feeding him booze till something interesting happens.
This was one of those nights.
Scar, Mischa, Michael and I were helping decorate a rocking horse with rhinestones for a shoot Scar had the next day.  We glued rhinestones all over it and added various adornments, all while drinking copious amounts of booze.  Michael got fired from "ponycrafting" because he couldn't make a straight line anymore...he kept complaining that the horse wouldn't hold still.  So not being one to sit around and do nothing he decided to get up and go peruse his own project.  That project happened to be gluing rhinestones to his "junk."  At some point he stuck his dick in the ear of the horse (which was still wet from paint), and was later heard mumbling "why is there blue shit all over my dick?"

That's what happens when you mix beer, rum, tequila and sake. Balls covered in rhinestones.

ponycraft


Who are we?

Addictedimage is Conan Soranno and Mischa Romo.
Mr. Soranno is a mad Italian who chain smokes and spends his days plotting ways to corrupt the pure, dominate the world, and perfect his recipe for chicken alfredo. Every once in a while he gets off his ass and presses a button on his camera (if he's not to busy arguing with people online as to why everything they believe in is wrong.)

Miss Romo is an absolute sweetheart who drinks too much, fights too much, and is a general pain in the ass. If it wasn't for the fact that she was a kick ass artist (classical and digital) and a damn good fashion designer as well as a smoking hot model... she'd have been out on the curb a long time ago.
Visit her here...
Model Mayhem
DevArt
Conan&MischaLITH



What we do...

Professional photography and illustration based out of San Francsico, Ca
Fashion photography and design.
Fetish photography.
Commercial photography.
World class re-touching and post work.
2-d digital design and art.
Fine art...sometimes.


Stuff that people like.





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Copyright...

Everything here is the product of sweat and blood and copyright addictedimage. Do NOT use without permission. I know people that will have you dissapeared.


Support Lithium Picnic.

As always and forever...we stand by Philip Warner in his struggle. Read more about it at Lithium Picnic dot com

We aint goin out like that!


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:iconthegreensmurf:
Haha. This is an awesome way to tell a story :XD:
You cracked me up right there.
I hope you write more of these journals soon.
You guys should get together more often.
This is hillarious, sir.
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:iconaddictedimage:
I try to write...but I get behind on the internets because I get so busy......
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:iconthegreensmurf:
I feel you. There's always so much stuff going on outside of it... And that watchlist just keeps piling up.
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:iconkodoqkatie:
He forgot to mention THAT part of the story ;)

I love you guys. The photoshoot with you sound better than Helsinki weekends. I better get my ass to US pronto.
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:iconcobotenuss:
~cobotenuss Aug 6, 2008  Professional Traditional Artist
fucking hilarious
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:iconkathars1s:
lol Nice series!
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:iconbitzar:
LOL!

That is a great series of documentary shots.
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:iconaddictedimage:
Michaels house is always a blast.
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