(Michael Helms) doesn't often get drunk, but sometimes we keep feeding him booze till something interesting happens.
This was one of those nights.
Scar, Mischa, Michael and I were helping decorate a rocking horse with rhinestones for a shoot Scar had the next day. We glued rhinestones all over it and added various adornments, all while drinking copious amounts of booze. Michael got fired from "ponycrafting" because he couldn't make a straight line anymore...he kept complaining that the horse wouldn't hold still. So not being one to sit around and do nothing he decided to get up and go peruse his own project. That project happened to be gluing rhinestones to his "junk." At some point he stuck his dick in the ear of the horse (which was still wet from paint), and was later heard mumbling "why is there blue shit all over my dick?"
That's what happens when you mix beer, rum, tequila and sake. Balls covered in rhinestones.
Addictedimage is Conan Soranno and Mischa Romo.
Mr. Soranno is a mad Italian who chain smokes and spends his days plotting ways to corrupt the pure, dominate the world, and perfect his recipe for chicken alfredo. Every once in a while he gets off his ass and presses a button on his camera (if he's not to busy arguing with people online as to why everything they believe in is wrong.)
Miss Romo is an absolute sweetheart who drinks too much, fights too much, and is a general pain in the ass. If it wasn't for the fact that she was a kick ass artist (classical and digital) and a damn good fashion designer as well as a smoking hot model... she'd have been out on the curb a long time ago.
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