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Origins of the fourth.

Journal Entry: Fri Jul 4, 2008, 10:16 PM
  • Mood: Hurt
Ramblings of a madman.



In case all you foreigners out there are left wondering about this crazy holiday we celebrate here on this horrid rock of America, let me 'splain.

It all has to do with a man called Jesus Christ and his dealings with Wan-Hu.

Jesus actually died on the first of July.  Catholics later changed facts to suit the story of St. Peter the rabbit, who was canonized in April after he performed the miracle of laying eggs.

Well, as we all know, Jesus died on the first of July. He was entombed.  On the third day he rose to heaven...but not quite all the way.
He crash landed in a rice field in china.  Wan-Hu, not wanting to spoil the Christians fun and disillusions, strapped Jesus to a bamboo throne with 47 rockets attached and attempted to launch Jesus back up to heaven.  Unfortunately the chair exploded over Jerusalem  and the resulting display caused great commotion and joy to the people below, unaware that their messiah was among the blast.

That is why to this day we celebrate the fourth with fireworks and barbecued meat.

Cheers!


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Mr. Soranno is a mad Italian who chain smokes and spends his days plotting ways to corrupt the pure, dominate the world, and perfect his recipe for chicken alfredo. Every once in a while he gets off his ass and presses a button on his camera (if he's not to busy arguing with people online as to why everything they believe in is wrong.)

Miss Romo is an absolute sweetheart who drinks too much, fights too much, and is a general pain in the ass. If it wasn't for the fact that she was a kick ass artist (classical and digital) and a damn good fashion designer as well as a smoking hot model... she'd have been out on the curb a long time ago.
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:iconkathars1s:
Some would say you're going to hell for that one.... Personally, I LOVED IT!!
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:iconaddictedimage:
I don't believe in hell. I believe if you are bad you go to disneyland for eternity.
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:iconkathars1s:
lol! I got to go there once a year as a kid in California... It only would count back in the teacup area though!
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:iconaddictedimage:
mmm. small world. totally.
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~moodydork Jul 6, 2008  Hobbyist Photographer
LOL!!
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:icontsaras:
HAha 'i know people that will have u dissapeared' :) aHa
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`Pelicanh Jul 5, 2008  Professional Photographer
I enjoyed all the links!!! LOL
And some of the sausages....
Yer killin me. ha ha ha
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:iconaddictedimage:
oh the puns......

Have fun in FL, k? when you get back we'll prob be at your house.
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:iconshy-too-shy:
Christ on Crutches, Conan!! Are you trying to fucking KILL me here??? HOLY SHIT!!! I'm DYING!! To DEATH!!! :rofl: :blowkiss:
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