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Oh the fattards.

Journal Entry: Sun Aug 9, 2009, 1:19 AM
  • Mood: Anger
Ramblings of a madman.



chu-chu and totoro... [link]

Copyright...

Everything here is the product of sweat and blood and copyright addictedimage. Do NOT use without permission. I know people that will have you dissapeared.

deviantID

I am made of old motorcycle parts and scar tissue.
I have a soft spot for small fluffy animals.
I fall for women that burn my stuff when I leave them.
Porn Is boring. My life is not.
Conan hates it when people talk about themselves in the third person.
I have never seen a ninja...neither have you...no one has.ever.
I have broken more bones than you have had birthdays.
Making love is for frenchmen and old people. I'm Italian. Italians fuck.
I hope to die while being eaten by a lion, because then I'd at least get to punch a lion before I die.
Stretchpants are the downfall of our society.
I am a fan of home surgery involving a bubble bath, strong whiskey, and lots of swear words.
My woman is a sexual predator.
I had my midlife crisis at 15.
Women rule the world. Men are only here to move furniture and open jars.
Sex should involve bruises and limping the next day.
I drink so much coffee I can see around corners.
Scars on women are hot. Scars I leave are hotter.
Men should wear nice suits and drink expensive gin. These hipster douchebag fucks in their too tight pants and ironic trucker hats will be the first against the wall.
My woman is a lesbian, and she is turned on by tentacle porn. She only puts up with me because I'm a good cook.
In college I majored in philosophy and checking the mail in the morning to find out where you were.
Aristotle was an idiot. The Simpsons is genius.
I hope to someday own a monkey and a jetpack.




Copyright...

Everything here is the product of sweat and blood and copyright addictedimage. Do NOT use without permission. I know people that will have you dissapeared.

Devious Info

  • Current Residence: San Francisco
  • Interests: Deciding who lives and who dies.
  • Favourite movie: Akira Kurasawa's "7 Samurai" or Zatoichi
  • Favourite poet or writer: Charles Bukowski
  • Favourite photographer: Photographers are all assholes.
  • Shell of choice: Nautilus
  • Skin of choice: Torn. Bleeding. Bruised.
  • Favourite game: Mind.
  • Favourite gaming platform: Your Mom. Nekkid.
  • Favourite cartoon character: DarkSyren, and Tank Girl
  • Personal Quote: It only hurts till it's numb.
  • Tools of the Trade: 1Ds MkIII

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Comments


:iconkagurakenobi:
Hi there^^
I used the pose of this wonderfull image [link] as a base for a complete new drawing.
Just wanted to ask you if it's fine with you if I upload it. I didn't copy it, just used the pose for a new idea. I'll mention the original in any case^^

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"Three Star Wars movies, and all I got was this lousy T-shirt":smoking:
:iconwehan:
Love the work and the ID, you...are a genius! I saw your work on Mosh's site, it's an amazing set.
:iconlilleblack:
Oh my God your pics are absolutely awesome!
:iconarternative007:
amazing english for an italian.

give me a shout should you ever make it to cape town -
i'll take you for a beer.
:iconhells-soul-shaker:
Your crazy.. Crazy keeps people in check.
:police:

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♠♠♠~Bull~♠♠♠
"Guns don't kill people, People Kill People"

:mib::chainsaw::ninjadart::fork:
:ambulance:
:iconhells-soul-shaker:
Oh and nice work. BTW.

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♠♠♠~Bull~♠♠♠
"Guns don't kill people, People Kill People"

:mib::chainsaw::ninjadart::fork:
:ambulance:
:icondavejsy:
wow you have some amazing stuff.

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I'll love you with all the madness in my heart
:iconnovastorm73:
Wow what a wonderful gallery.

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"I don't know you and yet I keel a kinship...kinship." :mechabug:
:icondrmadison:
OMG... I thought your pics were Heavy altered in Photoshop... I was VERY VERY pleases to find out that they were NOT. Keep it up!

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Just because I didn't fave it doesn't mean that I didn't absolutely LOVE it!

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